Смысл текста песни "The Most Beautiful Girl (In the Room)" исполнителя "Flight Of The Conchords"

Looking round room,

I can tell that you

Are the most beautiful girl in the...room.

In the whole wide room

Oooh.

And when you're on the street

Depending on the street

I bet you are definitely in the top three

Good looking girls on the street

Depending on the street

And when I saw you at my mate's place

I thought what...is...she...doing...

At my mate's place

How did Dave get a hottie like that to a party like this

Good one Dave!!!

Ohhhh you're a legend, Dave!

I asked Dave if he's going to make a move on you

He's not sure

I said "Dave do you mind if I do?"

He says he doesn't mind

But I can tell he kinda minds

But I'm gonna do it anyway

I see you standing all alone by the stereo

I dim the lights down very low, here we go

You're so beautiful

You could be a waitress

You're so beautiful

You could be an air hostess in the 60s

You're so beautiful

You could be a part...time...model

And then I seal the deal

I do my moves

I do my dance moves

It's twelve oh two

Just me and you

And seven other dudes

Around you on the dance floor

I draw you near

Let's get outta here

Let's get in a cab

I'll buy you a kebab!

Now I can't believe

That I'm sharing a kebab with the most beautiful girl

I have ever seen with a kebab

Ooooooohhh.

Why don't we leave?

Let's go to my house and we can feel each other up on the couch

Oh no. I don't mind taking it slow-ho-ho, no-ho-ho, yeah.

Cause you're so beautiful

Like a, tree

Or a high-class prostitute

You're so beautiful

Mmm, you could be a part-time model

But you'd probably have to keep your normal job

A part-time model!

Spending part of your time, modelling,

And part of your time,

Next to meeeeeeeeee!

And the rest of your time on doing your normal job

My place is usually tidier than this...