Смысл текста песни "First World Problems" исполнителя ""Weird Al" Yankovic"

[Verse 1:]

My maid is cleaning my bathroom, so I can't take a shower,

When I do, the water starts getting cold after an hour.

I couldn't order off the breakfast menu ‘cause I slept in till two,

Then I filled up on bread, didn't leave any room for tiramisu.

Oh no! There's a pixel out in the corner of my laptop screen.

I don't have any bills in my wallet small enough for the vending machine.

Some idiot just called me up on the phone, what!? Don't they know how to text? OMG!

I got

[Chorus:]

First world, first world problems,

First world problems.

First world, first world problems,

First world problems.

First world, first world problems.

[Verse 2:]

I bought too many groceries for my refrigerator,

Forgot my gardener's name, I'll have to ask him later.

Tried to fast forward commercials, can't — I'm watching live TV.

I'm pretty sure the cookies in this airport lounge ain't gluten-free.

My barista didn't even bother to make a design in the foam on the top of my vanilla latte.

[Chorus:]

First world, first world problems,

First world problems.

First world, first world problems,

First world problems.

First world, first world problems.

[Verse 3:]

Can't remember which car I drove to the mall.

My Sonicare won't recharge, now I gotta brush my teeth like a Neanderthal.

The thread count on these cotton sheets has got me itching,

My house is so big, I can't get Wi-Fi in the kitchen.

I had to buy something I didn't even need just so I could qualify for free shipping on Amazon.

[Chorus: 2x]

First world, first world problems,

First world problems.

First world, first world problems,

First world problems.

First world, first world problems.